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03 October 2008

Talk Me Down....

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 14:37 | 16 comments

Come down here, LT! We miss you!

posted by occhiblu 03 October | 14:45

I have a sausage roll with your name on it.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 03 October | 14:46

I have a nice fireman here with your name written on him.

posted by divka 03 October | 14:49

Hey man. It's ok. You might feel like a mint julep, but I'm looking right at you and you do not look like a mint julep. Nobody is laughing at you or trying to add more mint or more julep. That's just your mind's eye seeing yourself that way and that's beautiful. Wait. No, wait, man. Seriously. Ok ok ok ok shhhh. . . here. Chew my finger. Go ahead. Bite. I can take it. You just need to shhhh so just go ahead and chew on my finger. That's right. Shhhhh. Shhhhh.

posted by rainbaby 03 October | 14:50

It's all right, it's okay, there's something to live for! Jesus told me so!

posted by Hellbient 03 October | 14:57

I dunno if you can see this, but maybe it will help?

if it works, it's friggin hilarious.

I can't upload stuff from work or I'd inline link it, yanno.

posted by lonefrontranger 03 October | 15:06

you guys have no idea how fucking funny this thread is to me right now.

mmmmnomnomfingernom

posted by Lipstick Thespian 03 October | 15:06

*winces*

Shhhhhh. . .that's right. . .

*sits LT down, makes chokehold seem soothing by combining with rocking movements while fingernomming continues*

posted by rainbaby 03 October | 15:11

We all mess up sometimes. I messed up just the other day.

posted by Hellbient 03 October | 15:18

Just jump, it's not that high.

posted by doctor_negative 03 October | 15:20

Sorry. I'm up there with you.

posted by Melismata 03 October | 15:24

Get off that ledge right now or I'll fucking shoot you.

posted by Daniel Charms 03 October | 15:26

shooterledgenomnomnom...

posted by Lipstick Thespian 03 October | 15:35

Can I have your stuff?

posted by Atom Eyes 03 October | 15:43

Readies taser. (Try not to fall on your head.)

/poor taste

posted by Pips 03 October | 19:40

Hey! LT! You know how everyone's got like a backpack full of stuff both physical and metaphorical - I know you've got a parachute in there. What colour's your parachute? No more taxes, dirty dishes, goddamn politics, and you get to sleep in! Let's find out! Wheee!

posted by Zack_Replica 03 October | 21:08

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