MODERATOR: Senator Biden, Governor Palin - the United States is facing the most ardent economic crisis in a generation. Recently, Congress moved to go forward with the $700 Billion Bailout Plan. Are you in agreement with what it entails for the American people?
BIDEN: Well, you know, I think Paul Simon said it best when he said, "Ask you what your country did that you didn't, but what your country and you did together that one time...."
MODERATOR: Thank you, Senator. Governor - your rebuttal...
PALIN: I personally believe that country is jobs with evildoers that are hellbent on hockey and my son who has Pig Syndrome and I feel that Putin is a trade partner with my librarian who is hellbent on Charlie.