You are so evil, that when I think Ethylene, I hear Evil in my head.

You are so evil, that even your shadow stays away.

You are so evil, that Linda Blair calls you Mommy Dearest.

You are so evil, that Mighty Dog brand dog food brands itself to get away from you.

You are so evil, that Mike Myers would rather chew his own pinky clean off than face you in a sequel.

You're so evil that Nietzsche had to write a sequel to "Beyond good and Evil."

You're so evil that ...

Um

Ah

Oh shit, I got nothin'

Eth, if you were really evil you would have already absconded with and made evil uses for all the free domain names I offered you and several other MeChans. Or maybe you just haven't checked your gmail.

Any other evil MeChans wondering what the frak I'm talking about who might make use of a funny domain name or two should contact me via the email in my profile. The Evil Email.

And the competition for a place in the Evil League of Evil will be cut-throat (and cut-chest and cut-gut and cut-your-naughty-bits-if-you-know-what-I-mean). Some persons have certain advantages, like having the comic artist who does Evil Inc. draw a super-sized super-ized version of them, like this bizzaro batdude:
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Yeah, maybe not looking too Evil, but I have plans that would make Dr. Horrible want to go back to being Dr. Doogie. Bwa. Ha. Ha.*

*going for a subtle evil laugh; what do you think?

I can't say how evil you are, but I know you've a good eye for seeing the latent evil in others...

Well at least they are evil enough that just by visiting that site, they tried to install a plugin to outlook.

Ha. ha ha ha ha ha. Esp. the misteraitch pic.

Yes, pet, you are just evil enough.

Any yet no one can think of a name of specific evil.
Sorry wendly, i haven't checked my mail yet. i've been off being evil.
i have a matter of days to figure out a family kind of evil and make a video without having a camera, or costume--

This is why i lack lackeys and henchmen: so rarely do they help with the creative process.

And i have to get my laundry, which when accomplished will be quite the feat of good, or at least over.

i am coming up with some evil lyrics right now and i need an logo but right now i am breaking laundry room hours… evil.