Reminders #534 and 535 that you live in a college town: →[More:]

#534: You're driving across town, near campus, and a gaggle of 50+ well-coiffed, well-dressed girls enters the crosswalk in front of you. They're headed toward an even larger gaggle across the street. The larger of the gaggles is outside a sorority house with a big banner that reads "Welcome Kappa Ladies!!" (The points on the bottom of the exclamations are -- you guessed it -- hearts.) The welcoming gaggle is reciting a chant and clapping their hands. I can't make out all the words, but it has something to do with rhyming "Kappa" and "You'll be happy all your life!!" (There's an implied "OMG" in there somewhere.)

#535: Meanwhile, on the side of the street just abandoned by the lesser gaggle, there's a temporary sign set up by the university, directing people to parking for various on-campus events. One of the events for which people might need to park: Body Donation Memorial Service.