Reminders #534 and 535 that you live in a college town: →
You're driving across town, near campus, and a gaggle of 50+ well-coiffed, well-dressed girls enters the crosswalk in front of you. They're headed toward an even larger gaggle across the street. The larger of the gaggles is outside a sorority house with a big banner that reads "Welcome Kappa Ladies!!" (The points on the bottom of the exclamations are -- you guessed it -- hearts.) The welcoming gaggle is reciting a chant and clapping their hands. I can't make out all the words, but it has something to do with rhyming "Kappa" and "You'll be happy all your life!!" (There's an implied "OMG" in there somewhere.)
Meanwhile, on the side of the street just abandoned by the lesser gaggle, there's a temporary sign set up by the university, directing people to parking for various on-campus events. One of the events for which people might need to park: Body Donation Memorial Service.