I trust that, should I ever find myself a traveler in your arcane land, jon, you will be my guide to the many vile and irresistibly delicious meat and meatlike products known and revered there by the natives.
Homer Simpson: Yo Apu, give me the usual.
Apu: Yes, sir. One Kwik-E-Dog, one bubble gum cigar and the latest issue of Success magazine.
Homer Simpson: Mmmm. Hey, this hot dog tastes different.
Apu: Yes, I just cleaned out the machine sir, so the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in its putrid grease.
Homer Simpson: Yeah ... but without all the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.