Yo soccer mom, yes you. Your big ass SUV will NOT fit in that compact spot. Trust me. →
[More:] Rant: One of the great joys of living in suburbia (thankfully temporary for me) is competing with soccer moms for parking spots. I just spent the last 20 minutes looking for a spot at the public library. Three perfectly good spots are useless because there are big ass suvs parked over the line.
I am almost tempted to write a note on my way out or buy some of these.