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24 September 2008

"She told me she felt she would see Jesus in her lifetime". Before you click, guess who's that.

post by: matteo at: 12:23 | 18 comments

Yeah, I guessed it was her. Well, who else would it be?

posted by essexjan 24 September | 12:53

Mother Teresa? (when she was alive)

posted by matteo 24 September | 12:56

Or, you know, Lou Reed' mom (the "Jesus son" business). I don't think it's THAT easy, jan.

Or is it?

:)

posted by matteo 24 September | 12:57

I thought it would be about Sarah Palin.

posted by Meatbomb 24 September | 12:59

I figured it was either her or the woman who standa outside city hall screaming at the McKinley monument in buffalo.

posted by kellydamnit 24 September | 13:01

and we all know what happened to McKinley!

*hides under the bed*

posted by matteo 24 September | 13:07

I'd tell you who I thought it was but I know I'd get in trouble around here.

posted by wendell 24 September | 13:22

You're in trouble already, wendell; who are you kidding? Trouble with a capital "T" - around here, around there, all around and everywhere. The Trouble Kid, from Troubleville.

It was who I thought it would be.

*shoots wendell, for his secret thoughts, plus just because*

posted by taz 24 September | 13:33

I thought it was going to be that lady who saw the face of the Virgin Mary on a tortilla.

posted by Atom Eyes 24 September | 13:41

I saw Jesus once. He bummed five bucks and bought a bottle of Wild Irish Rose. Then the street turned into a river and all the cars were gumdrops. Man, that was good acid.

posted by BitterOldPunk 24 September | 13:43

"Palin-ontologist". ha!

posted by nickyskye 24 September | 13:52

I'm'a bout ready to make that can't-say-this-adjective-noun-combination-in-Metachat see Jesus NOW.

All this does is make me want to volunteer for Obama more. Keep it coming, sick freaks of the Republican persuasion.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 24 September | 15:31

Walking about Times Square today, I saw a sticker on a newspaper box that said "Evil Inside". It had a drawing of Sarah Palin with vampire teeth. I stole it and put it on my sunglass case.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 24 September | 16:15

If more people dressed like Jesus, maybe we could speed this along.

posted by ethylene 24 September | 16:47

Don't fuck with the Jesus.

posted by stilicho 24 September | 17:17

It's a better look than the Caesar right now.

i once wanted to do a site called "Live Jesus Sightings" of just guys who look like Jesus, which i still think would be great except i didn't want people making fun of them.
i do know of one tragic mullet (caesar front, past ass back) i hope has died in a fire if necessary, but that's just a laugh or cry situation. Strangers don't need to be exposed.

posted by ethylene 24 September | 17:37

Jesus rides beside me, but he never buys any smokes.

posted by richat 24 September | 20:02

I don't think I've ever seen a major political candidate critiqued on land use planning. Awesome!

Disclaimer: I have a master's degree in urban planning.

posted by desjardins 24 September | 21:59

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