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A married couple are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," The wife says. The waiter nods and asks, "And the vegetable?" "Oh," she says, "He'll have the fish."
A bear and a bunny are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the bunny, in mid-poop, and says "Hey, Mister Bunny—do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" "Nope" the bunny replies. So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass with him.
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