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15 September 2008

posted by Wolfdog 15 September | 10:58
posted by Claudia_SF 15 September | 10:59

I refuse to go to heaven if there won't be any dogs.
posted by casarkos 15 September | 11:10
If this is for real, it's like, the best thing ever, ever. It's not real is it? I hope it's real. I want to believe.
posted by taz 15 September | 11:21
The Presbyterian God is obviously a cat.
posted by essexjan 15 September | 11:24
(I don't think it's real, taz... they look like they were done with one of those church-sign generators.)
posted by BoringPostcards 15 September | 11:33
posted by Atom Eyes 15 September | 11:39
I love it.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 September | 11:48
Amen, sister! Ain't no dogs in heaven, I'm content with a dirt nap in Forevertown.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 15 September | 11:51
All rocks go to heaven. This is my new response to everything.

also wasn't there a Twilight Zone episode on this very issue? Dogs in heaven?
posted by crush-onastick 15 September | 12:12
I want this to be real SO MUCH.
posted by misskaz 15 September | 12:13
I don't like to be Mr. "It was 'shopped!" Guy, but (1) of course it's not real; (2) observe, for example, the letter 'S' in photo number 6; it's positioned smack dab on the boundary between two slots - we won't even speak of the 'I' in 'either' later on; (3) it's no less funny for all that.
posted by Wolfdog 15 September | 12:32
Yeppers. The signs are from the Church Sign Generator. But, still, great job!
posted by taz 15 September | 12:42
Heee! Rocks?
posted by chewatadistance 15 September | 13:33
Made my day BP. I've got a church down the road that puts the most horrible things on their sign. This just washed all that silentness out of my brain!
posted by MonkeyButter 15 September | 15:50
Slight derail:

The other day I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh. It read: "Are you following JESUS this close?"

Passive-aggressive self-righteousness served up with a dollop of wit. I approve.
posted by BitterOldPunk 15 September | 16:25
Hee! This was great.

BOP, I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read: "I found Jesus; he was behind the sofa the whole time."
posted by redvixen 15 September | 19:48
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." [Will Rogers]
posted by Susurration 15 September | 21:17
It's not exactly heaven if it's full of the noise and stink of bloody dogs, is it?
posted by pompomtom 16 September | 01:57
It's not exactly heaven if it's full of the noise and stink of some people... I don't like to get into the issue of what constitutes the mythical Hereafter, but I'm pretty sure whatever Life After Death you may have leaves all the smells of living creatures behind (even Hell, where you smell the brimstone, the brimstone doesn't smell you). I think that's a standard among all religions.

But if the souls/spirits of "innocent animals" accompany humans in that Heaven, that means you will be greeted by every cow that provided a hamburger you ate and every cockroach you ever stomped. Or maybe the believers feel that canines are specially bred to go to Heaven (I'm sure a lot of them believe the same of people).
posted by wendell 16 September | 04:19
posted by elizard 16 September | 13:03
John || “Are they going to take my BlackBerry?” one yelled out. “Come on, come get it.”