lol Wolfdog! Nice Wikipedia link, I managed to lose myself down that rabbithole for about twenty minutes or so. Nice. And I really should be working.
Also: I want to express my undying love for Cameo apples. They're excruciatingly expensive and difficult to find except during peak season times, but oh, my are they wonderful! It's like eating an apple-pie-spiced-apple, or something. Even Wikipedia alludes to this with their description: "...firm and crisp with an aromatic flavor..." It's like they bred the cinnamon right into it or something.
Oh man, the first Honey Crisp apples of the season appeared last week. They are hands down the best eating apples ever. They have incredible crispy, juicy textures and that right balance of sweet with a bit of tart. Can you get these outside of WA State? I think they are a fairly new variety and they have only begun to ramp up production in the last couple of years.