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12 September 2008

Meet the Real Father of Bristol Palin's Baby! A friend who works in Washington just sent me this. Naturally, I have no idea if it's true or not. He seems sincere.
Oh pleeeeeease.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 September | 23:02
Blew it by pronouncing the last name "Pah-lin". Otherwise, good attempt at a viral. Do I understand he has some tunes to sell?
posted by stilicho 12 September | 23:07
Also on this fellow's YouTube account: That's Where I'll Be, a song he "wrote about their relationship". Check it out on his MySpace as well!!!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 September | 23:09
And now I'm at his MySpace watching his videos and listening to his music. Very clever.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 September | 23:10
Haaa, ok, this guy punked us.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 September | 23:16
Video 3 on his MySpace page explains it all.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 September | 23:21
That kid is my new hero, I give him an A++
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 September | 23:28
I can haz Bristol baabydaddy ceedee?
posted by special-k 12 September | 23:54
oooh! LOL! That was a good one! The kid's got cojones. Bravo. Wonder what his life will be like if Obama doesn't win.
posted by nickyskye 13 September | 00:00
Forget that guy.

I am BRISTOL's father.

Buy my book on Amazon and find out more.
posted by scarabic 13 September | 01:09
Enh, this is a version of the freshman girl's letter to her parents joke....the one that needs to be told with escalating histrionics.
posted by brujita 13 September | 02:09
I'm spartacusthe father.
posted by plinth 13 September | 06:15
huh brujita, never heard about the freshman girl's letter joke.
posted by nickyskye 13 September | 09:57
Is it unrealistic for me to hope that Levi Johnston's high public profile will speed the acceptance of hand tattoos?
posted by box 13 September | 10:05
Here it is, nicky:

Dear Mother and Dad,

It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss
in writing and I am very sorry for the thoughtlessness in not having
written before. I will bring you up-to-date now, but before you read on,
please sit down. You are not going to read any further unless you are
sitting down. Okay?

Well, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the
concussion I got when I jumped out of the window of my dormitory when it
caught fire shortly after my arrival are pretty well healed now. I only
spent two weeks in the hospital, and now I can see almost normally and only
get those sick headaches one a day.

Fortunately, the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed by an
attendant at the gas station near the dorm, and he was the one who called
the Fire Department and the ambulance.

He also visited me in the hospital and since I had nowhere to live because
of the burnt out dormitory, he was kind enough to invite me to share his
apartment with him. Its really a basement room, but its kind of cute. He is
a very fine boy and we have fallen deeply in love and are planning to get
married. We haven't set the exact date yet, but it will be before my
pregnancy begins to show.

Yes, Mother and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you are looking forward
to being grandparents and I know you will welcome the baby and give it the
same love and devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child.

The reason for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has some
minor infection which prevents us from passing the pre-marital blood test
and I carelessly caught it from him. This will clear up with the penicillin
injections I am now taking daily. I know you will welcome him into the
family with open arms. He is kind and although not well educated, he is
ambitious. Although he is of a different race and religion than ours, I
know your often expressed tolerance will not permit you to be bothered by
the fact that his skin color is somewhat different than ours. I am sure
that you will love him as I do. His family background is good too, for I am
told that his father is an important engineer for the sanitation department
he works for. Although they say he runs his office from his truck.

Now that I have brought you up-to-date, folks, I want to tell you that
there was NO dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or a skull
fracture, I was not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not engaged, I
do not have syphilis, and there is no schwartze in my life. However, I am
getting a "D" in history and an "F" in science, and I wanted you to see
those marks in the proper perspective.

Your loving daughter, ...

posted by brujita 13 September | 11:28
The versions I've heard used a first name that made it clear that the hypothetical man was black/Latino/Arab/etc. instead of the slur.
posted by brujita 13 September | 23:00
thanks brujita!
posted by nickyskye 14 September | 00:03
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