A cmonkey is a small, stapled plastic bag marked "MYSTERY BOX - WHAT WILL YOU WIN?!" that you can purchase at the Dollar Tree for $0.99. Inside is an assortment of three items of cheap plastic jewelry, one stick of stale chewing gum, and one trinket, likely related to a marketing campaign for a movie that came out several years ago, pulled out of a waterlogged box that was recovered from a shipping accident on its way from a Chinese factory to our warehouse in City of Industry, California. Occasionally we may substitute a small lump of charcoal for one or more items to prevent children from making too many assumptions about the content; an important life lesson in our view. The combined value of these items is guaranteed to not exceed $0.39, but the combined fun value is priceless. Please buy as many as you can afford.
Also, my second favourite food is risotto, but it takes forever to make so I don't eat it as often as I would like.