Mine is fried oysters. I can't make them myself, and rarely encounter them, but when I do, there is no stopping myself if they are even halfway decently made.

a Henway.

*resists punchline urge*

Lobster, I rarely eat it because I'm broke as a joke. My first is peanut butter, because I'm broke as a joke.

I don't have a second favorite, but my third favorite is pizza.

Where does one purchase a henway?

cmonkey: Where does one purchase a henway?

You don't purchase a henway! You lease a henway.

*high-fives cmonkey*

*got TheDonF sooooo bad with a henway*

*high-fives cmonkey*

What's a cmonkey?

$20 same as in town!

A cmonkey is a small, stapled plastic bag marked "MYSTERY BOX - WHAT WILL YOU WIN?!" that you can purchase at the Dollar Tree for $0.99. Inside is an assortment of three items of cheap plastic jewelry, one stick of stale chewing gum, and one trinket, likely related to a marketing campaign for a movie that came out several years ago, pulled out of a waterlogged box that was recovered from a shipping accident on its way from a Chinese factory to our warehouse in City of Industry, California. Occasionally we may substitute a small lump of charcoal for one or more items to prevent children from making too many assumptions about the content; an important life lesson in our view. The combined value of these items is guaranteed to not exceed $0.39, but the combined fun value is priceless. Please buy as many as you can afford.

Also, my second favourite food is risotto, but it takes forever to make so I don't eat it as often as I would like.