This is my life in a nutshell. →
I go to Michael's Crafts and buy a bunch of expensive stuff without a coupon. They occasionally issue coupons in the newspaper but of course I do not clip them or have a paper to clip them from.
As I'm checking out I get two $5 dollar off coupons printed on the bottom of my receipt. I'm happy. This is really cool. I will definitely use these! I stuff them in my purse.
A couple days later in a fit of mild rage that there is so much paper in my purse I grab all of the receipts (forgetting that there are coupons)and throw them away.
Today I need something at Michaels and do not have my coupons.
I never have coupons.