That's not a paunch.

/looks for pics of Val Kilmer, gives up.

Anyway, as one of my favourite Pauls, I must always defend Weller. I don't care if he's got a wee paunch, he's still one of the coolest fuckers ever to sling a guitar.

Finally.

I always wanted to look like Paul Weller.

(Side note: the smoking ban in pubs all around the world has led to a spate of unflattering celeb snapshots as they are forced form their dim boozy environs and out into the harsh light of day. Discuss.)

Woo! It's just more Weller to lurrrrve..... (and 2 weeks and counting till he's back in L.A.!)