I was just flirted with by an 81-year old woman! →
[More:] She couched it an anti-smoking advisory, but all the arm and leg grabbing told me that she was thinking something else. She told me that cigarettes were polluting my 'bee-yoot-ee-full* body.' (I know her age because she said that she was 81 and had never smoked.) FWIW, she didn't look a day over 67. The other bar patrons were chuckling as if she'd done this before. I don't usually mind appealing to older women, but this is ridiculous.
*I'm not usually one to judge people by their accents or speech patterns but for some reason 'bee-yoot-ee-ful' sets me on edge.