Came home from a 4-day camping trip yesterday to find →
[More:]A FUCKING SNAKE! IN MY FUCKING YARD!
It was emerging from the ivy on the fence and beginning to climb the almond tree. I was on the phone with my mom at the time. I yelled for the gf and made her scare it away. (It just went back into the ivy.)
There aren't supposed to be snakes here. With the exception of the Arboretum on campus, I've never seen a snake in town. Now there's one in my backyard.
I'm never going out there again. Gives me chills just thinking about it.