Craziest line I may have ever read? I think it may just be. Harpers tidbits. Not a lot of follow up. (Mildly NSFW).
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It was discovered that a woman who paid a South Korean company to create five clones of her pitbull Booger was Joyce McKinney, a former Miss Wyoming who escaped British authorities in 1977 after abducting a Mormon missionary, securing him to a bed with mink-lined handcuffs, and raping him three times.