The Seller is Insane - A Semi Shouting Sobbing Thread
She verbally agreed to the price and everything but she won't sign the contract.→
[More:]I'm freaking out and not only that, but if she doesn't get it to me, like, today, then there's a very, very good chance that I'm going to lose my funding. This whole deal hinges on me being able to get a $10,000 matching grant from the feds as a first time homebuyer urban area poor single mother thing (I don't know what it is, really, I just know it exists and I need it) but that money - there's a finite pool of it - is rapidly running out. So rapidly that it might well be gone unless it's reserved for me today. I can't even start the reserving process without a signed contract. AND THE FUCKING INSANE PSYCHO BITCH SELLER IS SUDDENLY GETTING COLD FEET AND WANTS AN EARLIER CLOSING WHICH I CAN'T DO BECAUSE OF THE FEDERAL FUNDS THING AND SHE'S IN FLORIDA AND APPARENTLY NOT RESPONDING TO HER AGENT'S ENTREATIES AND I JUST WANT TO CRY; I'VE MOVED HEAVEN AND EARTH THE LAST TWO WEEKS GETTING THIS ALL SET UP AND NOW I'M DEVASTATED AND ALL BECAUSE SOME RAVING LUNATIC IN FLORIDA WON'T JUST SIGN THE FUCKING PAPERWORK. THAT SHE OKAYED A WEEK AGO. A FUCKING WEEK AGO. AND THERE ARE NO OTHER OFFERS AND THE HOUSE HAS BEEN ON THE MARKET SINCE FEBRUARY AND SHE HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO GAIN BY STALLING LIKE THIS BUT I HAVE EVERYTHING TO LOSE.