Damn you cat litter cardboard box makers! Ouch!
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Thursday night I went down to the basement to clean the cat litter box as I do most nights. After scooping the box out I picked up the new cardboard box of litter to move it next to the cat box. The left handle ripped out thus shifting the whole weight of the box to my right hand and I lost my grip on it and the corner of the bottom of the box landed it's full 25 kg on the first joint of my right big toe.
It didn't break anything but it sure did hurt like an SOB and now I have shin splints from walking with my right foot turned in to keep the weight off my toe.
This is just a "Damn you, you lint eating, mother sodomizing, inadequate cardboard cat litter box making turds!"