No, dammit - my dar friend and the ultimate root is getting MARRIED in a few hours. We've only been pals on the machines - but good pals - and lost touch a bit here recently. He only sprang the bombshell "by the way, I'm getting married on Saturday" on me, like, yesterday. Now I've missed our traditional hangout day as well? For five years straight we'd hang and play games on my server (on which he was 'technically' a guest but totally ran and thus 0wn3d) and here we miss this - if we werent hanging we'd been sending each other root jokes in email.
sich as: What is the BOFH's dog? A rootweiler.
.......and I miss sending anything silly geeky to his wedding. I'magonnacry. Dammit. Waht can I get him instantly right now (apart from a virus?)