I need to print that out and starting reading it as a bedtime story.

The cartoon is certainly ... goatsesque.

I can't take credit, I only passed on a link on Twitter that I later discovered had already been on MeFi. Twice. It IS the bestest of the web, but I was surprised that nobody had used the MeFi thread to start writing more couplets...

You may be great, you may be big,
But you're nobody until they Digg.

Ask MetaFilter whatever you want
And see the expertise they flaunt.

And I SO want to steal that "publish it" panda to become the logo for SOMETHING.