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23 July 2008

I am drunk, lonely, lazy, and in need of male attention. But the real question is:
[More:]What should I have for dinner?
alright! more drinks then!!
posted by rmless2 23 July | 20:02
Something that delivers.
posted by ethylene 23 July | 20:07
Filet of Drunk Dude.
posted by jonmc 23 July | 20:10
If it were me and I had a few spare dollars, I'd order in chinese (szechuan shrimp) and some videos (maybe Until the end of the world) and lose myself in both. But, I live hundreds of miles from wherever you might be able to order in food and videos, nor do I have many spare dollars.
posted by DarkForest 23 July | 20:10
I want a service that delivers scallion pancakes and an attractive male companion. I am sure this must exist in NYC. Googling has gotten me nowhere so far though.
posted by rmless2 23 July | 20:12
This will be my key to success: I will start my own business where you get takeout and a person to eat it with for the night. I will call it Dinner Date and it will make me rich!
posted by rmless2 23 July | 20:15
Sounds too much like escorts or those boyfriend bars in Japan.
posted by ethylene 23 July | 20:17
I want a service that delivers scallion pancakes and an attractive male companion.

will they (like everything else in New York) be delivered by a tired looking illegal alien? or will he be the attractive companion? "Hello American Goddess..."
posted by jonmc 23 July | 20:18
Attractive temporary companions for everyone! This round's on me!
posted by DarkForest 23 July | 20:21
i think this calls for ethylene to fire up the night bus service again. pho, dirty rice and sex toys for all.
posted by lonefrontranger 23 July | 20:25
More drinks is always the answer.
posted by sperose 23 July | 20:40
Nights such as these call for a whole bag of Doritos. A big one.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 July | 21:06
i recommend fritos and rotel dip.
posted by Stewriffic 23 July | 21:11
I settled for cheese and crackers and chocolate with a side of Project Runway. I am a girl stereotype tonight. But that is ok.
Can anyone else hear this scary thunder? It is stormtastic!
posted by rmless2 23 July | 21:33
I hear it! Boom boom boom.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 July | 21:57
I want a service that delivers scallion pancakes and an attractive male companion.

I believe I've seen this very thing in the back of the Village Voice.
posted by Pips 23 July | 22:05
The lightning is awesome as well.

I had Project Runway with a side of chocolate cake. om nom nom.
posted by gaspode 23 July | 22:12
Hi there. I'm Joe. *flashes a friendly but sly grin* Very nice to meet you. What? Oh no, the pleasure is all mine, I'm sure. I hope you don't mind - I know a little tapas place that does take out - I took the liberty of choosing a few dishes I think you'll enjoy.
posted by Joe Invisible 23 July | 22:12
Joe... for some reason I can't... see you.
posted by rmless2 23 July | 23:08
Oh my god, she's gone blind!
posted by dg 24 July | 03:10
That's just a myth. Just stop before you skin your genitals.
posted by ethylene 24 July | 03:42
The secret ingredient is: || Look Kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

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