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23 July 2008
I am drunk, lonely, lazy, and in need of male attention. But the real question is: →[More:]What should I have for dinner?
If it were me and I had a few spare dollars, I'd order in chinese (szechuan shrimp) and some videos (maybe Until the end of the world) and lose myself in both. But, I live hundreds of miles from wherever you might be able to order in food and videos, nor do I have many spare dollars.
I want a service that delivers scallion pancakes and an attractive male companion. I am sure this must exist in NYC. Googling has gotten me nowhere so far though.
This will be my key to success: I will start my own business where you get takeout and a person to eat it with for the night. I will call it Dinner Date and it will make me rich!
I want a service that delivers scallion pancakes and an attractive male companion.
will they (like everything else in New York) be delivered by a tired looking illegal alien? or will he be the attractive companion? "Hello American Goddess..."
I settled for cheese and crackers and chocolate with a side of Project Runway. I am a girl stereotype tonight. But that is ok.
Can anyone else hear this scary thunder? It is stormtastic!
Hi there. I'm Joe. *flashes a friendly but sly grin* Very nice to meet you. What? Oh no, the pleasure is all mine, I'm sure. I hope you don't mind - I know a little tapas place that does take out - I took the liberty of choosing a few dishes I think you'll enjoy.