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28 June 2008

This . . .picture was published in the daily paper in my city today.

Feel free to make up a caption,→[More:] should you so desire.

(the article was very flattering. . .the picture, not so much)

post by: danf at: 23:56 | 11 comments

"Step five: cut along the yellow line."

posted by Daniel Charms 29 June | 00:02

Dude, are you kidding? You look awesome in that pic!

This looks like one of those incredibly expensive, overlit art photos. Your hair in the wind, and the fact that you're trimming the grass with scissors, are the weird little details that make this GREAT.

posted by BoringPostcards 29 June | 00:05

Naw, that's not all MY piss. For one thing, I never could've kept it in a straight line!

posted by wendell 29 June | 00:23

"World record skid mark"

posted by arse_hat 29 June | 01:51

"I feel... PAIN... it is lonely... no more of it's kind... to... breed with, on this planet... PAIN..."

posted by Meatbomb 29 June | 02:57

"Retired from SNL, 'Pat' now works as a grounds keeper at a local high school".

posted by DarkForest 29 June | 05:05

"I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go"

posted by DarkForest 29 June | 05:09

"an' on this side is where we Mulleteers will be defendin' our turf!"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 29 June | 09:33

Finding spot to plant next goalpost seed.

posted by netbros 29 June | 10:06

"Man grabs tightly to sticky paint on ground to counteract aerodynamic lift provided by hair."

posted by dhartung 29 June | 14:45

I love these. My comment to the people from the paper (I was collecting samples of the yellow "turf" to sample it for lead, ala New Jersey) was, "how fine do you think I have to cut this up before it's snortable?"

posted by danf 29 June | 16:01

← NBC is running SNL's first episode right now. || I'm going to the airshow tomorrow. →

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