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28 June 2008

Nudity HURTS

post by: Brandon Blatcher at: 13:26 | 11 comments

Iread about this...sorry, guys, but I got the giggles picturing it.

posted by redvixen 28 June | 15:15

damn space bar......grumble, grumble, grumble.

posted by redvixen 28 June | 15:16

Ouch. I wonder where he keeps his cell phone?

posted by doctor_negative 28 June | 15:35

If only he'd had his mankini...

posted by lukemeister 28 June | 16:40

I understand shrinkage, but this still seems unlikely. It's the ball sacs that shrink, not the testes themselves.

Mind you it isn't a place I'd want a sliver.

posted by stilicho 28 June | 18:21

Nudity HURTS

An early, abandoned REM single.

posted by jonmc 28 June | 18:26

OW MY BALLS

posted by BitterOldPunk 28 June | 18:39

'Curt Gowdy can say "Roberto Clemente has two balls on him," but he can't say "I think he hurt his balls on that play!"'

(sorry, BOP evoked the Holy Ghost of George Carlin for a moment there)

posted by jonmc 28 June | 18:42

*breaks into song*

Do your balls hang low?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental solider

Do your balls hang low?

posted by jason's_planet 28 June | 19:03

This YouTube song seems appropriate here.

posted by jason's_planet 28 June | 19:05

I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help.

The aftermath.

posted by Joe Invisible 28 June | 19:32

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