Maybe she should have chosen an escalator where the alarm wasn't under her ass.

"...witnesses say Fluffy the bunny brought many a smile to the fun-ployees at the balloon animal factory that day."

"And on the lighter side of the news..."

She didn't lay back far enough. Duh.
I imagine lots of people will be trying this themselves, including myself.

I've always wanted an excuse to slide down the metal cover between two escalators, like Kevin Costner in No Way Out.

I would also need to be wearing naval undress whites, but that ain't happening either.