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23 June 2008

I demand an apology. You know what you did.
I'm genuinely sorry for misleading you with the post title. Mea chupa.

This is the apology thread.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane 23 June | 18:39
I'm sorry that you feel that way.
posted by bmarkey 23 June | 18:40
I most certainly will not. It's not always about you, y'know.
posted by doctor_negative 23 June | 18:44
Hey, what's the matter with you,
What're you trying to do, I'm wrecking my brain,
I'll never get it. Did I ever hurt you in any way?
If I did then hear my apology...
posted by Wolfdog 23 June | 18:46
I'm sorry that you're so hypersensitive that my totally reasonable action somehow offended you. At least now you'll know that when I do the exact same thing in the future, it's totally your fault if you get upset.
posted by occhiblu 23 June | 18:47
I'm sorry that you can't seem to get your shit together long enough to see just how wrong you truly are. In the future I will do my very best to help you in this matter.
posted by bmarkey 23 June | 18:52
I'm sorry that you're so hypersensitive that my totally reasonable action somehow offended you. At least now you'll know that when I do the exact same thing in the future, it's totally your fault if you get upset.

Holy shit. Are you my ex???
posted by mudpuppie 23 June | 18:56
She is now.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane 23 June | 18:59
I'm sorry that we never told you that occhiblu is your ex.
posted by matthewr 23 June | 18:59
Sorry I killed George Carlin. He just kept complaining and complaining, and I didn't know it was an act, I truly thought he was unhappy. My bad.
posted by ColdChef 23 June | 19:04
I'm sorry that I wrote "BALLS" on your locker.

And I'm also sorry that I drew balls on your locker.

I'd also like to apologize for writing "BALLS" on your forehead in Sharpie while you were passed out.

I'm sorry for registering "[YOUR NAME]-is-balls.com"

And I'm sorry for sending a fax of someone's scrotum to your dad's office, with a cover letter stating
To: DAD OF BALLS
RE: YOUR KID IS BALLS
From: Mr. Testes Balls, ESQ

In conclusion, I can't help it. I'm sorry that balls are so damn funny.
posted by SassHat 23 June | 20:24
Whatever it was, I will probably do it again.


And enjoy it.
posted by bunnyfire 23 June | 20:50
Oh, I'm not falling into that trap again.

You're the one who's supposed to be apologizing, here.

Down on your knees! Now! Do it!

THERE IS NO "OR"!!
posted by lysdexic 23 June | 21:39
Sorry. It's just gas. Happens to all of us sometimes. Get over it.
posted by arse_hat 23 June | 22:24
Im only human
Of flesh and blood Im made
I am just a man
Human
Born to make mistakes
posted by jrossi4r 23 June | 22:47
I'm also sorry that I can't stop giggling at SassHat and hoping that she changes her nick to SassBalls.
posted by jrossi4r 23 June | 22:48
One doesn't need to claim that a gathering which only consists of mefites/chas and their SO's "isn't a meetup" since I won't be in town.
posted by brujita 24 June | 00:16
I will not apologize for laughing hysterically at SassBalls. (And I don't even like ball jokes.)
posted by mudpuppie 24 June | 00:30
Yes, I know what I did. It was high time, too. I can't keep going on like this, and I think both of us know it. We had a good thing for awhile, sure, but I moved on.

I kept my eye on the future, while you were happy with the status quo, and that's not what I signed on for.

You're a great person and all, and I don't want this to hurt you, but I've come as far with you as I can.

Call me when you've sorted yourself out. I believe in you.

*sound of front door closing, footsteps down the sidewalk*

this is when you run to the window, squinch your eyes shut and then slam your fist against the wall/the fridge/your own skull while the soundtrack kicks in to inform the audience that the second reel is about to start where the hero walks around in the rain and cursing...
posted by Lipstick Thespian 24 June | 08:20
I am sorry for that prank with the Gila monster and your prom dress. I thought that it would be a laugh riot, honest.

Now, about that vet bill. . .
posted by danf 24 June | 10:56
Boobies!! || If anybody manages to find a Winehouse deli-meat or pork-product Googlewhack,

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