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22 June 2008

Well, (blank) my (blank)! Defiance, surprise, exposition, whatever. Fill in the blanks.

post by: danf at: 23:37 | 15 comments

Well, shuck my oyster!

posted by jonathanstrange 22 June | 23:43

For some reason, I used to say, Well, forward my phone!

posted by danf 22 June | 23:43

Well kibble my bits!

posted by kodama 22 June | 23:44

Well, suck my ... nevermind.

Well, shiver me timbers.

Well, eat my chicken.

Well, listen to my Gin Blossoms.

Well, hit my head.

posted by brina 22 June | 23:49

"Well, listen to my Gin Blossoms."

Wow. Now that's cold...

posted by arse_hat 22 June | 23:57

The closest I've used:

Well fuck me dead.

No-one has yet taken me up on the offer.

posted by pompomtom 23 June | 00:49

The first thing that sprung to mind was from the show Alice "Well kiss my grits."

But also, from my family "Well butter my muffins."

posted by miss-lapin 23 June | 02:24

Well, stop my hodder!

this has it's origin from a girl I used to babysit back in the day who would get on her backyard swing and sing out, "Well, stop my hodder! Bear's a bites!" over and over until she couldn't stay on the swing from laughter.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 23 June | 09:31

Dog my cats!

Oh my stars!

Well, shut my mouth!

Well, port my starboard!

posted by Elsa 23 June | 10:58

Well, hijack my thread!

Well, phish my account!

Well, tremble my Wembly!

I dunno. . .

posted by danf 23 June | 11:00

well, kiss my grits!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BTw50-U3MEs&feature=related

posted by eatdonuts 23 June | 12:58

well, kiss my grits!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BTw50-U3MEs&feature=related

posted by eatdonuts 23 June | 12:59

My biscuts get buttered instead of my muffins. Must be a regional thing.

Sometimes, I could also "just sop you/him/her up with a biscut," but that's a little different.

posted by rainbaby 23 June | 14:26

Well, piss on my sparkplug!

posted by scody 23 June | 18:31

Well slap my ass and call me Sally!

Um, on second thought - don't.

posted by bmarkey 23 June | 18:36

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