So, today at work, I'm going through a box of books →[More:] and I find an Edwidge Danticat paperback. Scrawled on the cover in black ballpoint is "CAITLIN O'MALLEY IS A DIRTY BOOK STEALING WHORE!!" Underneath, pencilled in a femine hand, was "THIS IS MY BOOK, YOU STUPIDFACE BUBBLEMAN!!"

Kids, kids, don't play so rough.

Also, at some point during the day, the keys sharing a jeans pocket with my cellphone decided to send a text message to the Divine Wino. The coversation, in total:

Me:Wfwjjjjjjjjj:):-iqkyj

Divine Wino: Word.

a rather nonsequitorious day. In that spirit, here's a cheerful song from Kinky Friedman about mass murder.