Do they make emu muzzles? Cause you don't know how fast you can roll up a car window until you have a full-grown emu coming atcha. Pecked the heck out of our glass at the Great Adventure drive-thru safari. Emus are mean, mean animals, with sharp, sharp bills, I say.

(quite adorable as babies, though)

Should have named him Omelette.

The Osborne comes from him having been bought on the Isle of Wight.