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30 May 2008

I hope they were TRYING to make her look like a mannequin. She doesn't look real.
posted by BoringPostcards 30 May | 15:25
That woman gives me nightmares. I imagine when she walks around you can hear her bones clicking through that taut orange skin. Like one of those chattering teeth wind-up toys, with fake boobs.
posted by BitterOldPunk 30 May | 15:25
We HATES it.
posted by Specklet 30 May | 15:27
I like Victoria Beckham because I think she has a sense of humor about herself (see another one of the pictures for the Marc Jacobs campaign) and she wears crazy stuff and I like that. I tire of safe fashion choices, every now and then I like a little craaaazy.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 May | 15:30
she tans too much.
posted by stynxno 30 May | 15:37
Ten years ago when she was plumper she looked so much better. But no way is she 'posh', by the British definition of the word.

These days she's skeletal, with the worst boob job (all SFW) in the celebrity world.
posted by essexjan 30 May | 15:48
I'm confused. That's a doll, right? Not a real person?
posted by desjardins 30 May | 15:51
Ever looked a chicken in the eye? If not, I don't recommend it. It's as if you're staring into this wierd spooky void. It's not that the lights are on and nobody's home; it's the total absence of light, a black hole of the soul.

I get the same vibe from this woman.
posted by bmarkey 30 May | 15:51
I love her husband, too, he's so metro.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 May | 16:04
I like the Beckhams. She treats her body like an engineering project. I like that they have a sense of humor.
posted by muddgirl 30 May | 16:15
The boobs, the hair, the tan, that sternum threatening to burst out like a baby alien--awful, just awful.
posted by mrmoonpie 30 May | 16:28
TPS, I didn't know she was married to Kevin Federline.
posted by desjardins 30 May | 16:30
Interesting, that Americans think she has a sense of humour. In the UK she's perceived as a po-faced, vacuous bimbo.
posted by essexjan 30 May | 16:30
No--some Americans think she has a sense of humor. I think it's the accent, or something. I assure you, this American perceives her as a po-faced, vacuous bimbo.
posted by mrmoonpie 30 May | 16:33
I think its a sense of humor. She has too many theme photoshoots to not have one.
posted by stynxno 30 May | 16:35
I'm also a fan of people who treat their body like an engineering project (I like an art project even better though) (and, as if it even needs saying, Victoria's aesthetic preferences are very different than my own), but, on the whole, I don't have any strong feelings about her one way or the other.

And my understanding is that Beckham-the-footballer is an overrated pretty boy, which is, for good reason, one of the most despised of athletic cliches.
posted by box 30 May | 16:39
I think she has a sense of humor (data point: not American) and it has become apparent to me over the years that she seems to be just pulling our legs all the time, ever since she convinced Beckham to wear the same leather outfit as her to some red carpet party ten years ago, I knew that her self-mocking "I'm a doll" thing would entertain. Funny is really all she's got. She's like a comment on celebrity, done with a straight face.
posted by dabitch 30 May | 16:55
And my understanding is that Beckham-the-footballer is an overrated pretty boy, which is, for good reason, one of the most despised of athletic cliches.

Beckham is way past his best as a footballer now, and he's playing for a team that's the equivalent of an English League 2 team. But in his day he was the finest crosser, deadball kicker and long passer of a ball English football had seen in decades.
posted by essexjan 30 May | 17:09
Amen.

I mean, the kid was told "son, you'll never play football, you're too short" and he worked after practice like mad to get a killer move (the curved goal kick for those who don't know) and perfected it. I respect anyone that is that stubborn who works hard on learning something that will elevate them from "too short" to "hey, we need you man". Ambition is neat when done right.
Sorry can't hate either of them.
posted by dabitch 30 May | 17:57
I get where it setms from though, but I reserve it for people like Paris Hilton or other non-talent silver-spooned celebs.
posted by dabitch 30 May | 17:58
I think I've figured out what's off about her: she's a Sleestak with a wig and a boob job.

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posted by bmarkey 30 May | 18:14
horrible music. :) But I saw some of those live. Bent like a banana! You'd think the goalies would catch on and realize they'd have to jump like nuts to catch one of those! ;) Aaah, bless good goals.
posted by dabitch 30 May | 18:53
Ali G interviews Posh & Beck. I think Posh comes across as being quite personable, actually. Beckham doesn't do much talking at all but takes the jibes rather good-naturedly.
posted by ooga_booga 31 May | 01:11
ooga-booga, I was thinking about that interview, too. That was the only time I ever heard her speak since I'm not much up on the celebrity thing, and it made me like her more than my impressions from her pix.
posted by taz 31 May | 02:22
I watched a bit of the Beckhams come to America or whatever it was called. She was funny and personable then as well. She definitely knows her reputation and plays up to it.
posted by deborah 31 May | 13:24
My guilty pleasure is So You Think You Can Dance. || Bruce Lee, The Musical

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