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26 May 2008

I have questions. So I'm stuck at work, slowly being dessicated from within by the awful "stir-fry" I had for dinner and wishing I were home listening to the San Francisco psychedelia box set I bought in my attempt to stimulate the economy. In the meantime, I have questions:→[More:]

1) Has there ever been an explanation for Spongebob living in a pineapple?

2) Who decided that three-button suit coats needed to come back? All they do is make the wearer look like he thought he could still fit into his bar mitzvah/confirmation suit. Bleah.

3) Why don't I have a third question? These things always work better as groups of three.

post by: bmarkey at: 23:12 | 5 comments

1) If you begin to try to analyze Spongebob, you WILL go insane. But his pineapple home can be explained by the fact that Bikini Bottom is located near the center of the North Pacific Subtropical Gyre and it's a plastic pineapple.

2) However many buttons you have on your suit jacket, do not fasten any of them. Wear a vest and you'll look spiffy.

3) Three is difficult. It takes large computing facilities in California to make three dimensions in movies. Third parties in U.S. politics don't make it. There are no trisexuals. Three is a magic number, but we're all muggles here.

posted by wendell 26 May | 23:36

I don't think anyone's going to top wendell's answers, so I'll just say hi.

Hi!

posted by taz 27 May | 01:15

Hiya, taz!

Actually, I've been looking for a sport coat I can wear to a wedding next month. We decided that my one and only suit, which is black, wouldn't make it. While I like the three-piece idea, it's a little warm for a June wedding (and a little more spendy than I'd envisioned).

posted by bmarkey 27 May | 01:24

1. i think it's a joke about having a pineapple in a bikini bottom.

2.Apparently, these guys. It's intentional.

3.Not necessarily.

posted by ethylene 27 May | 01:34

bmarkey - have you tried Marshalls or Value Village or thrift stores? You may have better luck finding a coat to suit you.

posted by deborah 27 May | 12:15

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