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It's impossible to wiki nicknames and such pertinent information if you people never even log in.
Why i'm bound to forget armoured ant's fake birthday and every other nickname i've ever nicked.
And how else will we properly establish metacats?
I had a cat who would suck on your earlobes. While kneading your face. Her favorite dog (who outweighed her by about 80 lbs) would allow her to suck on his ear. Nipples, however, are ouchy.
Congrats on the newest family member! And I love the name.
Standing on the chest is worse for girls, but standing on nipples is not good unless it's your thing.
Bees doesn't even bother checking the right breast any more. Kitty lump checks are worst. i don't think she really read that pamphlet.