AskMeCha: searching for a blog I used to read →[More:]OK, I would AskMetafilter this question, except I've blocked it at work because I'm trying to be productive. Anyway, these stories linked to on Metafilter reminded me of a blog I used to read back in high school, but lost track of at some point. If it's still alive, I'd like to find it again! Salient features:

1) Written by a dude who lived somewhere in the south, Georgia, maybe?
2) Documented his family functions, which were generally drunken bashes that ended either with wrestling matches or some elder uncle shirtless.
3) His ma would make jello shots.
4) I think it had the word "improbable" in the title, and one running feature were embarrasing stories from his youth, when he was really into drugs and punk rock and such.
5) The author had a shaved head and wore thick-framed glasses, I think.

I can't really distill these details into any salient search terms, so if anyone recognizes the description I'd be very grateful.