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I feel sorry for this woman. I also take my wiener on long walks and don't clean up my wiener poopie. I'd hate it if Jesus had to suffer for my wiener poopie sins, though.
Where the woman points out that a young person had to leave the note, because of the way the writer drew sparkly lines around Jesus' name: "I mean...no adult would waste their time with that." Okay...but it's perfectly adult to call the local news affiliate to tell them about your stolen yard ornament, neighbor dispute, and weiner poopie?
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Never mind. There's...just...nothing one can really usefully say.
Pray for America, stolen Jesus statue. Pray very hard.