Psst...Peter O'Toole? He drinks...

Miley Cyrus' controversy should really be about how bad her newest single is.

Also, Tony pulled a pretty dick move if what he did was true. I knew he was a player but come on, have a little class.

Yea, I dislike her, but to ditch her after she went on and on about him in the press.... actually, you know what, never mind. That was her choice to make her private life a public spectacle. You'd think she'd know better by now (hello, Newlyweds!) Or maybe it's Dad selling that story, I don't know.

It probably is Dad. He's going to sell video rights to Ashlee's birth.

Though I wonder what's going to happen with Dad and Tony's bromance. They sounded closer than Jessica and Tony were.

Also, that Micheal Jackson? Not like other boys...

Re: Britney Spears: I know! She looks great! But I'm waiting for a shoe to drop, like, "She's going back to the studio!" or whatever.

Also, isn't Ashlee getting married really soon (i.e. before the baby comes)?

Rumor is she's getting married on Saturday.

I think the Tony thing is a publicity stunt to try to garner more sympathy for Jessica and keep her in the limelight while all the action is really on Ashlee right now.
"Oh, poor Jessica with her failed marriage and now her dickhead boyfriend. And Ashlee is having a baby before her big sister! What is Jessica feeling right now??"
I bet we will find out the answer to that in some interviews in a few weeks, right about when she announces that she is back in the studio recording a new album. What a strong woman!

Also, I am glad that Britney is mentally and physically healthier now, but I really wish she hadn't done the 2nd appearance on HIMYM. She was on screen and talking WAY too much and sucked the life out of what should have been an awesome episode. She talks too slow for that crowd and is obviously lagging behind all the jokes.

I can't believe I just had that much to say about celebrity gossip. Time to submit some invoices.

Oh, and my thoughts on Ms. Cyrus: Ugh, whatev. Everyone's complicit, and it's annoying that such a blatant ploy for publicity gets so much news.

hm. TPS, might I admit that I went and dug around in the Yahoo! Entertainment pages just for you? Which brings up these treasures:

LOL @ Pitt/Jolie. WTF are you guys gonna do with six kids?!

Also: That Anya chick on ANTM is Seriously. Fucking. Creepylooking. Did her mom get knocked up by aliens or is that just bad plastic surgery?

She is also terribly annoying, but she makes pretty good pictures. She has great cheekbones.

Can we talk about ANTM? WTF does Tyra get off telling Katarzyna she has no personality when she calls her Neutrogena for weeks on end? Whitney is the least annoying of the final three, but still incredibly annoying, and I'm so glad to see a (stunning) plus-size model make it so far finally, so I'm rooting for her.

I just made a new post for ANTM!