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01 May 2008

I'm worried about Katie Holmes. Free Katie and Suri!
Seriously. I don't normally follow celebrity stories, and I'm not sure if it's just that I still think of her as "Joey" from Dawson's Creek and so feel overly protective of her or what, but I can't help feeling like this whole thing is scary and sad, and I really wish someone could do something.

Or maybe it's all a publicity stunt. I don't know.... something just feels very off about the whole thing.
posted by occhiblu 01 May | 15:13
Eh, if that's her choice, that's her choice. Plus, I believe the rumors that it's all a contract thing and she's making buckets of money to be his wife.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 May | 15:17
But it's Joey! She should be with Pacey, not Tom!
posted by occhiblu 01 May | 15:18
I think the spin in that little abstract is hilarious. "Scientology has been shrouded in mystery since the dawn of time. But STAR has the exclusive insider information." That's B.S.

It may be Katie's choice, but I do worry about poor Suri.
posted by muddgirl 01 May | 15:22
Scientology rubs off.
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posted by ethylene 01 May | 15:25
But it's Joey! She should be with Pacey, not Tom!

Dammit - NO! She should've been with Dawson! DAWSON! Don't get me started on this!
posted by TheDonF 01 May | 16:02
Blech, Pacey and Dawson are both tools. Joey should have gone all Kelly Taylor on their asses.
posted by gaspode 01 May | 16:19
This is an exhaustive LA Times article about Cruise and Scientology. More than you want to know. But a fascinating read, even if it's pre-couchjumping.
posted by danf 01 May | 16:32
Joey should have gone all Kelly Taylor on their asses.

"I choose.....ME!!!!"
Oh Kelly Taylor, your journey from coke slut to successful boutique owner is an inspiration to us all.

I never paid much attention to Katie until she married Tom. Was she always kind of dopey? Because every interview I've seen with her, she comes across as dumb as a turnip and half as exciting.
posted by jrossi4r 01 May | 16:50
She should have married Sarah Pauley in Go because i avoided the Creek and the Beek.
posted by ethylene 01 May | 16:56
Eh, if that's her choice, that's her choice.

It's way worse to keep it all secret. Think how unhealthy that would be!
posted by interrobang 01 May | 17:05
I'm more of a Michelle Williams guy myself.
posted by Iridic 01 May | 17:19
I try not to worry about celebrities. I figure they can pay people to do that.
posted by jonmc 01 May | 18:32
i am not at all worried about katie holmes.
posted by quonsar 01 May | 19:16
Sarah Polley in GO is the bomb. And Katie Holmes was in that. So yeah, I'm with eth.
posted by rainbaby 01 May | 22:44
Thanks for the link danf.
posted by arse_hat 01 May | 23:32
Dawson should be with someone punching him in the face non-stop. Joey should have ended up with not being in Batman Begins.
posted by cortex 02 May | 10:15
Although to be fair, the Beek was pretty funny in How I Met Your Mother the other week.
posted by gaspode 02 May | 10:42
I am not interested in mitigating Beek updates that do not involve face-punching or coils being shuffled mortally off.
posted by cortex 02 May | 11:13
I am not interested in mitigating Beek updates that do not involve face-punching or coils being shuffled mortally off.

Oh, god, seriously. Plus, he and/or Dawson reminded me of a particularly noxious and pseudo-insightful ex-boyfriend. Yarrrrrrrggh.
posted by occhiblu 02 May | 13:05
Brainstorming a sundae. || LOL! our spellchecker tried to throw me under the bus...

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