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25 April 2008

Remember when Jim on "Taxi" takes that first bite of a brownie? [More:]I had a nasty sinus/migraine yesterday. Took a spare Hydrocodon left over from a kidney stone experience. Didn't do much. Took a second one three hours later.

Wham!

Now I see why people go through life buzzed. Nothing my wife said could bother me. I was just relaxed, warm and chilled out. Of course, I couldn't sleep that well after it wore off.
Alas, most of the less hardcore/non-pharmaceutical things people use to get buzzed are bad for their sinus. ;-)
posted by brina 25 April | 17:57
Yeah, I used my neti pot and that helped a lot.
posted by craniac 25 April | 19:06
Maybe i should try it.
It feels like parts of me don't want to be inside me or hate me right now for no good reason.
i keep debating on whether booze would help.
Varied pots aren't working.
posted by ethylene 25 April | 19:12
The neti pot (actually, a commodified "sinu-cleanse" bought at Walgreens) took away the sinus pain, or at least helped dissipate it. There wasn't much lodged in my sinuses, but there had been allergies flaring up.

I am still working on how to get that nice narcotic buzz but in a healthier way. I suspect it will involve exercise and meditation.
posted by craniac 25 April | 23:01
Ok, i just took one and it's starting to make the world less of a pain riddled wish for death.
i tried some of those online medical sites but they all said PAIN=CANCER, which is crazy bullshit.
i'm always afraid they will make me suicidally depressed but it seemed worth the risk since another day of intolerable pain was not going to work.
It is beautiful outside and the Bees is so worried i haven't been out of bed that she's curled up next to me, occasionally prodding the back of my knees to see if i'm still alive.

Thank you, pain medication. Life must have sucked before you. Before i was writhing in pain, now i might be able to eat something.
posted by ethylene 26 April | 14:09
Now I feel like a dealer. That didn't take long.
posted by craniac 26 April | 14:29
As i didn't give you money and you didn't give me drugs, and they are from old broken bones in my ad hoc apothecary, i think we're ok. The pain is not gone but it is at least tolerable. Little Doctor Bees has me on bed rest.
posted by ethylene 26 April | 15:11
whew.
posted by craniac 26 April | 15:50
I'm pissed that kava kava is so hard to get now.

I suppose my kidneys are less pissed. But that was my legal anti-anxiety drug for a while.
posted by stilicho 27 April | 02:07
Watching House and taking Vicodin.
i finally got back from the hospital and all anyone wants me to do is take Vicodin. i have to say, the morphine they gave me wasn't all that either.
posted by ethylene 27 April | 21:06
When I had a kidney stone I got a shot of morphine in the tush before leaving emergency. In my pain I asked if I could have a little extra shot before I left, and they complied. I was hurting enough that I experienced no buzz whatsoever, but I was grateful for it.
posted by craniac 27 April | 22:58
Eth? What is wrong? :(
posted by taz 27 April | 23:20
Another round of stump the doctor.
It's not hard to win in the Midwest. There really should be prizes, like gas vouchers and gift certificates.
i have to see someone tomorrow about a large ball of fluid.
i also have to eat this candy bar as i've barely eaten today. It says it's "substantialicious."
posted by ethylene 27 April | 23:55
I'm sorry, honeybunny.

Large ball of fluid? Do tell. What sort of stumping are you doing on the poor doctors, love?
posted by taz 28 April | 00:15
i'm too tired to go into much detail. Need to sleep.
Basically, there is a 7cm clear ball of fluid in my uterus for no reason any one explain. i was hoping for a mutant baby jesus for Orthodox Easter, but no, just another spontaneously generated enigma. It wasn't a 10 pound cyst that would explain and solve stubborn belly fat either.
And i was so ready for emergency surgery.
High white count, no fever, big question marks over people's heads.

There's a novel little essay waiting for less pain addled momets, but i'll let you know what happens after tomorrow.

Little Doctor Bees is terribly sulky about my being able to stand for several moments and yet not playing "chase that thing." Apparently, i suck.
posted by ethylene 28 April | 00:43
eep! Leave it to you, eth, to confound medical science.

Sending you tons of hugs and love and feel-better sauce, sweetie. Please let us know what you learn. *airmails an assload of gentle whuffles*
posted by taz 28 April | 01:07
Eek. Not having a uterus myself, I can only guess that having a 7cm clear ball of fluid there might not feel so great. I do hope everything is OK. Take care of yourself.
posted by bmarkey 28 April | 01:10
"Little Doctor Bees" may bee "terribly sulky" but she is SURE to help.

Lots of love.
posted by arse_hat 28 April | 01:15
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