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18 April 2008

Cue the Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth! [More:]Hopefully it'll help with ups 'n' downs that have been happening lately.
Welcome, denizens of the blue. Please take your shoes off at the door.

And bring groceries.
posted by danf 18 April | 12:34
:hairpull:

Hey! Cute dog on the sidebar!
posted by psho 18 April | 12:39
Wait, what? *checks the Blue*
Oh, got it. Wow. Bummer. Isn't that what Flickr does when it's down? Get a massage? I think that the Blue should be getting a hummer while it's down.
posted by msali 18 April | 12:48
My god! I see blue people!
posted by Daniel Charms 18 April | 12:48
*wah*

Doesn't matter - i'm supposed to be writing anyway. That's when you know I'm writing, when I'm online more.

*wah*
posted by typewriter 18 April | 12:49
Groceries? Pshaw, danf. It's Friday evening, bring cocktails. Drugs and hookers also accepted.

I thought the dog's face was pixelated at first.
posted by goo 18 April | 12:51
I TOTALLY want a massage.

Actually the way I've seen some threads instantly derail lately, I reckon MeFi is a little tense. Go extra heavy on the relax oils. ;P
posted by dabitch 18 April | 12:52
If you're bored, take the RealAge quiz. It's cool. You can then click for the Real Age Plan (for free) to whip your whole self back into shape.
posted by LoriFLA 18 April | 12:58
Cue the Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth!

Nerd-wail: The server is sending permanent redirect responses that mean anyone subscribed to an RSS feed on Ask or Jobs or MeTa will probably now be subscribed to the equivalent one on the blue. Waaaah.
posted by cillit bang 18 April | 13:08
I'm 16.7!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 18 April | 13:09
I think that the Blue should be getting a hummer while it's down.

The server is actually having violent, kinky sex. Man you don't want to know the details.
posted by cortex 18 April | 13:19
But we do want to know! We really really do!
posted by typewriter 18 April | 13:23
It involves a Mexican fellow who is not clean, the evaportion of water by some Ohioans, and several yellow citrus having what can only be described as a racous fete.
posted by cortex 18 April | 13:26
Dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamer, lemon party. Do I win? Come on. I'd really like to win. Other people are always winning at the internets and I never win anything and it really sucks, you know?

Oh and please don't invite me to any of your parties, metafilter server. Nothing personal.
posted by iconomy 18 April | 13:31
I'm 16.7!

That is really good, TPS.
posted by LoriFLA 18 April | 13:34
I prefer the Grim Reaper age estimator to the Real Age test, myself, LoriFLA. I do consistently confuse it, though; it thinks I'm ten years younger. It could be the hip college crowd keeping me young at heart, but I think it's more likely my constant hopping, all the hopping, enough with the hopping already.
posted by Elsa 18 April | 13:35
Excellent; I'm 27 on the Grim Reaper.
posted by mygothlaundry 18 April | 13:41
I'm 27 on the Grim Reaper as well. Except I could have answered "bridge game". That would have bumped me up.
posted by gaspode 18 April | 13:48
I'm 19 on the Grim Reaper, probably because I hop and climb trees.
posted by Daniel Charms 18 April | 13:58
I'm actually approaching 39, but the Grim Reaper thinks I'm 27. I took the same test a few years ago, and the Grim Reaper thought I was 24 or so. I still say it's the hopping.

The Grim Reaper provides a follow-up analysis of how its age calculations, and how your actual age [should you provide it] recalibrates the formula. Pretty cool. And mine plays out as a tension of older-person answers against little-kid answers, which sums me up pretty well.

My Real Age is 37, a couple of years younger than my, uh, real age. That's not bad; my biggest health concern (and the thing that makes me feel prematurely old) is a back injury, a typical Old Person's complaint, though mine is from an accident, not sheer broken-downedness.

Actually, that injury has pretty well curtailed the hopping, the hopping, the incessant hopping.
posted by Elsa 18 April | 14:08
Grim Reaper thinks I'm 32.
posted by LoriFLA 18 April | 14:18
ICO! Welcome home. . .no, I don't need to know where you've been. I am just glad you're back.
posted by danf 18 April | 14:24
RealAge = 55
Grim Reaper = 37
I'm really = 41
posted by deborah 18 April | 14:26
Thanks, danf. I missed you too. Especially since you're the only person here who ever responds to any of my comments ;P
posted by iconomy 18 April | 14:35
Well I seem to have been stop-lossed on that tour of duty. Not that I'm complaining or anything. . .
posted by danf 18 April | 14:54
You totally win, iconomy.
posted by cortex 18 April | 15:14
Ooh my RealAge is 26.1. I wonder what I'm doing right? Ah... very little driving in cars, probably.
posted by gaspode 18 April | 15:14
My RealAge is 34.4, apparently, while my Grim Reaper age is 25. I'm actually 26.
posted by chrismear 18 April | 15:22
My real age is 31.5. I'm 35.5 I'll take it. I need more soy, more potassium, less cars, more unsat fat and plenty of other stuff.

posted by LoriFLA 18 April | 15:24
I did the Real Age thing one time and I think it told me I was like 207. Fuck that; I like the Grim Reaper.
posted by mygothlaundry 18 April | 15:37
The Grim Reaper is my new boyfriend. He thinks I'm 25!!!
posted by rainbaby 18 April | 15:51
RealAge = 17.3
GrimReaper = 23
Real real real age = 25
posted by stynxno 18 April | 16:00
RealAge: 35ish
GrimReaper: 32
Actual age: 31

uh oh
posted by jtron 18 April | 17:57
RealAge: 39.6
GrimReaper: 25
Actual: 39.6

Freakalicious.

posted by rainbaby 18 April | 21:16
The mothership is down. || The JesusZilla Tacky 4Life! Awards thread!

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