HumiliatingBathroomMomentFilter →[More:]So, I've got this horrible cold, and it gave me a nosebleed at work, so I ran into the bathroom until it stopped then I realized I had to pee, so I gently tiptoed (so as not to make jostling movement that might start my nose bleeding again) over to a urinal, and, well, urinated, but I couldn't really look down because my nose might start bleeding again, and so I didn't notice that a certain piercing had interfered with the activity at hand in such a way that I ended up peeing on my leg. Of course, I didn't even notice until quite a bit of damage had been done.

Thank God no one else was in the bathroom when I walked up to the sink & mirror, dried blood caked on my nose, lips, and chin -- and a huge wet stain down my right pant leg.

I cleaned myself up as best I could and when I walked out of the bathroom, I felt really fortunate to work around a bunch of geeks like me who don't look away from their monitors very often . . .