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07 April 2008

Write about your Monday in haiku form
post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 11:41 | 56 comments
grey day in NY
hamburger helper for lunch
work now, gym later
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 07 April | 11:46
Home-made baked beans for
lunch—again! Now I’m farting
like a wildebeest.
posted by misteraitch 07 April | 11:50
day is nearly done
a chicken roasts for dinner
bailey is snoring
posted by essexjan 07 April | 11:53
On the desk, people
Laying in uneven stacks.
I'm hiring again.
posted by Miko 07 April | 11:59
snowed again today -
in april! what the fuck is
wrong with springtime here
posted by cmonkey 07 April | 12:03
undies are dirty
excuse to go to the bar
I must buy some Tide
posted by jonmc 07 April | 12:06
It happens again.
I'm starting out my week
behind the 8-ball.
posted by BoringPostcards 07 April | 12:08
long hard gray weekend
a little shell shocked and
queasy. Monday's rough.
posted by mygothlaundry 07 April | 12:10
Surfing, meeting, break.
Meeting, cookies, lunch time now.
Meeting, meeting, home.

Yeah, I've got a case of the mun-days.
posted by muddgirl 07 April | 12:12
Obnoxious sales rep
I might have bought an ad, but
You were an asshole.
posted by mygothlaundry 07 April | 12:14
Fifth email today
about serial numbers
Must I hit reply?
posted by rmless2 07 April | 12:20
my arms are quite sore
held dinosaur like does help
crayon physics rocks
posted by mrzarquon 07 April | 12:20
I will take this stack
of resumes, and read it
while sitting pond-side.
posted by box 07 April | 12:23
Procrastinating,
tired. I watch gardeners
planting spring flowers.


posted by bassjump 07 April | 12:39
Worked in the garden
All weekend, hard honest work
Now work no want do.
posted by tr33hggr 07 April | 12:43
My rewrites await!
Past noon, and no coffee yet
Is this a day off?
posted by typewriter 07 April | 12:48
Real estate nonsense
is kicking my ass hard
I just want a home.
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 12:51
Too tired to think
Why did I stay up till one?
Coffee is my friend
posted by doctor_negative 07 April | 12:51
seventeen degrees
where is this spring I hear of?
and where is my tea?
posted by rhapsodie 07 April | 13:01
Morning was normal
Got the kids ready to go
Then my daughter puked
posted by plinth 07 April | 13:04
Angry emails
not helping my mood
O sunshine, take me away!

Servers, code not working right.
Beat the system, beat it down!
Peace reigns now.

A shit-ton of boxes,
students hurry to unbox.
End fiscal year.
posted by lysdexic 07 April | 13:17
I have better things
to do than place towel rings.
I'm outta here soon.

These are all wonderful, especially mygoth's and plinth's.
posted by Specklet 07 April | 13:24
Made offer on house;
Now to wait and wait and wait.
FUCK THIS IS STRESSFUL.
posted by dersins 07 April | 13:25
Sitting at my desk.
Ache like run over by bus.
Sun outside mocks me.
posted by small_ruminant 07 April | 13:28
My tummy hates me --
All I eat just turns to gas.
Damn this IBS.
posted by lleachie 07 April | 13:28
Boy is five today
Time flies by too quickly so
I will cherish now
posted by LoriFLA 07 April | 13:38
Where is the sun?
Brain is really not working,
My legs are tired.
posted by LunaticFringe 07 April | 13:43
Fallen cork oak leaves
Bugging the hell out of me
There will be compost
posted by mudpuppie 07 April | 13:45
Glasses fall in lunch
World is now pesto-colored
At least they're intact
posted by bmarkey 07 April | 14:08
April cruelty
Merged libraries work badly
integer error.
posted by seanyboy 07 April | 14:09
Writing lab report
i hate doing homework when
it is nice outside
posted by Schyler523 07 April | 14:11
Nibble, nibble, type,
type, scan, read, surf, type, surf, scan.
Procrastinatrix.
posted by LunaticFringe 07 April | 14:34
Music files cleaned up,
The data loss was epic,
Vacation pics gone.
posted by middleclasstool 07 April | 14:46
Son's birthday today
Guitar Hero he will get
He better like it
posted by msali 07 April | 14:49
I am a window
To my colleague's outside
World. Too bad for her.
posted by richat 07 April | 15:01
Talking surf with small ruminant
Loving the word "sharkey."
Landlocked, though.
posted by danf 07 April | 15:09
grey, windy morning
linear algebra sucks
going back to bed
posted by dismas 07 April | 15:13
Damn weather changes
Making my sinuses ache
Where is the Kleenex?

Dog and cats napping
Make room for me on the bed
Everyone snores
posted by deborah 07 April | 15:19
Office move looming
Clusterfuck inevitable
Can I retire soon?
posted by richat 07 April | 15:20
Four and six point five
are fun ages. Daughters make
it all quite worthwhile.
posted by richat 07 April | 15:23
Life is exciting.
Personal emails at work
are necessary.

Lunch was a nice break
from both. I hope I can sneak
to the post office.

I have pesto breath.
It's a good thing I can bank
via telephone.

posted by Specklet 07 April | 15:32
Should have gone looking
for mushrooms after the storms but
totally forgot

Heat rises, up here
Too warm, no flow, but wacky
kitty won't go out yet

Completely forgot
something that left an echo
in its place, ringing
posted by ethylene 07 April | 15:40
Illuminated
old grasses and deadfall twigs
as golden hour comes

Bum a cigarette
or not, that is the question
i wrestle again
posted by ethylene 07 April | 15:47
Son being tutored -
I'm not supposed to go home.
Huh. That's pretty weird.

No safety pin here
My sweater gapes forlornly
Hello, beer belly.
posted by mygothlaundry 07 April | 16:00
grocery store trip
wallet left at home oh fukc
old friend's email wins
posted by DarkForest 07 April | 16:09
I almost just did 7-5-7. Oops.

Work is really crap
But sadly better than home.
My life needs some change.
posted by Stewriffic 07 April | 16:23
It was warm today,
except when the wind blew hard,
or I walked in shade.
posted by me3dia 07 April | 16:33
Nap mojo has left
So sleepy; why must I work?
Is it Friday yet?
posted by bmarkey 07 April | 16:43
Start with a season
Then an image from nature.
Combine them strangely.
posted by seanyboy 07 April | 17:22
Yeah, it's one of those linguistic-change things that kinda bothers me. Because I'd like to think of myself as a big ol' descriptivist, but then I think it's kind of a drag, the way they do words like 'haiku' and 'gauge' (in a body-piercing context).
posted by box 07 April | 17:28
all day in PJs
head hurts, weird stomach noises
back to bed again
posted by desjardins 07 April | 17:55
Made offer on house;
Now to wait and wait and wait.
FUCK THIS IS STRESSFUL.


Offer accepted.
Am I really doing this?
Holy fucking shit!
posted by dersins 07 April | 18:06
worked butt off at work
doing laundry at home now
damn, I'm productive
posted by youngergirl44 07 April | 19:08
Congratulations!
They accepted your offer!
Where's the nearest Lowe's?
posted by plinth 07 April | 19:34
can't figure out how
to Rick-roll this assignment
oh well *pours stiff drink*
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 07 April | 20:42
Laughing at bunnies,
Stress fades
Procrastinatrix would be a great name.
posted by lysdexic 07 April | 21:31
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