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01 April 2008

Awesome Web Quiz: "How Much Are You Worth... in Bed?" →[More:](The quiz does ask for TMI, but I declared myself as an "Asexual Eunuch" and still got a value of $551/hour... so, it's good for anybody's ego)
post by: wendell at: 15:01 | 42 comments
The quiz says I should quit my day job.
posted by casarkos 01 April | 15:34
$1100.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 April | 15:36
$1025. That's about right.
posted by mrmoonpie 01 April | 15:37
I am less than average at $220. Now I'm bored AND bummed.
posted by Ardiril 01 April | 15:40
£1,132 per hour.
posted by essexjan 01 April | 15:40
I have to stop being honest on these online tests.
posted by Ardiril 01 April | 15:42
$1,056.
posted by rhapsodie 01 April | 15:43
I got $1125 and then I did it exactly the same but changed the age to 18-22 and suddenly I was worth almost $2000. Grr.

So even at my advanced age (where's my cane?) I could make more in one day (hell, one afternoon) than I do all week now.

Ardiril, you have to look at the graphics on the left, not at the message. The message says that $220 is the average, not that you're worth $220.

(unless maybe you did look at the graphic and you're worth $220, in which case nevermind)

(and of course keeping in mind that this is all total bullshit)
posted by iconomy 01 April | 15:44
$1132. That's more than I would've guessed.
posted by sperose 01 April | 15:45
You know, they don't even have an option for nipples under piercings. What kind of test is this, anyway?!
posted by MonkeyButter 01 April | 15:51
$1,025. I was all thrilled and stuff until I read iconomy's comment and decided I wasn't going to check and see what might happen if I was younger. I'll have you know that twenty years ago I wasn't worth anywhere near as much as I am now. Experience, my dears, is not necessarily a bad thing.
posted by mygothlaundry 01 April | 15:56
949. Obviously I'm worth less than the average bunny
posted by eekacat 01 April | 15:58
956. Less than average. Hrm. I wonder what the crucial parameter is...?
posted by gaspode 01 April | 15:59
$1056. Perhaps it would have been higher if I said I didn't fall asleep right after sex.
posted by LoriFLA 01 April | 16:01
$1086. That's almost a hundred times more per hour than waiting tables.

I too, am in the wrong line of work.
posted by kyleg 01 April | 16:03
Two and a half boring hours of sex and I could get a MacBook Air!
posted by dodgygeezer 01 April | 16:04
$1,086. More than I thought it would be.
posted by deborah 01 April | 16:06
$1010. For a fat, fortyish professor-type? I think that's an inflated estimate.
posted by lleachie 01 April | 16:11
Embarrassingly low, but probably more than I get paid now.
posted by oaf 01 April | 16:13
$1,132.
Now I just need to find me some politicians!
posted by CitrusFreak12 01 April | 16:19
A little over a thousand bucks (I took it a couple times, unable to decide between answers).
posted by box 01 April | 16:20
$1,193
posted by smich 01 April | 16:21
*updates resume*
posted by Hellbient 01 April | 16:21
1056.
posted by stynxno 01 April | 16:26
$995. I lost points for not being too social.
posted by Daniel Charms 01 April | 16:27
"Sorry, you're worth less in bed than the average"

So much for external validation...
posted by lysdexic 01 April | 16:29
Hmm, lack of attention to detail would also explain a lot, hmmm? heheh
posted by Ardiril 01 April | 16:29
$20. Same as in town.
posted by chrismear 01 April | 16:36
It's a flat rate $1500 if you take the call, additional past the hour. Who do they work for?
posted by ethylene 01 April | 16:39
It says that I have to pay out. . .
posted by danf 01 April | 16:47
$1,086, but I bet if I were 24 instead of 34 I could make more.

Either way, I really should reconsider my career.
posted by Specklet 01 April | 17:21
$872

posted by small_ruminant 01 April | 17:38
*sigh*
posted by small_ruminant 01 April | 17:39
How bad is it that I apparently am worth about half as much as most of the other buns who have taken the quiz? Unless the unspoken rule is "if you're not worth at least 400 dollars more than wendell, don't publish your number"... At least now I'm less embarrassed about where I found it, during my weekly "check out the right-wing bloggers to see what the enemy is doing" exercise at InstaPundit (who's worth $1,148... I guess there is an extra premium for owning your own Nazi uniforms).
posted by wendell 01 April | 17:42
BTW, retaking the quiz with "Heterosexual" instead of "Asexual", my value went up to $1,025. I guess I have to get to work now.
posted by wendell 01 April | 17:54
$220.84
*cries*
posted by dg 01 April | 18:09
Don't you listen to that stupid thing, honey, it doesn't account for your inherent charm.
posted by Specklet 01 April | 18:39
$872. I guess I'm cheap and tawdry.
posted by jonmc 01 April | 18:48
$1,010, excluding tip. So to speak.
posted by eamondaly 01 April | 18:58
$1072.00. Mr. V says it's way, way too low. ;^) Guess there's a market for us over 40 vixens.
posted by redvixen 01 April | 19:09
I don't understand what foreign travel has to do with it.
posted by JanetLand 02 April | 09:31
It's a guide to how adventurous you are.
posted by chrismear 03 April | 04:07
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