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01 April 2008

Important philosophical question: If a black cat crosses your path, but you stop to pet it, and it gives you its belly, and you do the belly rub for a good two minutes, and the cat purrs, does that negate the bad luck? Or, does it make the bad luck that much worse because you've now got black cat belly cooties on your hands?

Please hurry. Need to know soon. kthxbye.
Brings good, good luck your way. It's only bad when a black cat crosses your path underfoot, causing you to lose your balance and fall onto your new coffee table. Then it's really, really bad.
posted by redvixen 01 April | 18:49
If you're allergic, throw a pinch of the cat over your left shoulder.

If the cat's ears are burning, either someone is talking about the cat, or else the cat's head is on fire.

If you look directly into the cat's eyes and say "Bloody Mary" five times, someone will pelt you with olives, celery and tomato juice.

If you step on the cat, you'll break the cat's back.

Rub the cat on a wart, then bury the cat under a full moon, and the wart will go away.

If you break the cat, you will have seven years of clawed furniture.

Opening a cat in the house brings bad luck.

If someone gives you a knife for a gift, you must give them a cat, or else it cuts the friendship.
posted by middleclasstool 01 April | 18:49
Black cats are good luck. Black and white ones in wastebaskets doubly so, no worries.

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posted by Divine_Wino 01 April | 19:00
You have successfully stopped the cat from crossing your path. The next person it crosses will be your enemy.
posted by ethylene 01 April | 19:59
If you're thankful the cat is alive and happy, you'll be blessed for all your days.
posted by shane 01 April | 20:56
I have been told that the Italian version of this superstition is that a black cat crossing one's path is bad luck, unless one knows that particular black cat.

I think a belly rub means that you've been formally introduced, so you're all set.
posted by occhiblu 01 April | 21:29
It really depends on the stomach contents of the cat in question. Did you check?
posted by danf 01 April | 22:00
Noooo, giving kitties belly rubs brings all sorts of good karma!
posted by deborah 01 April | 22:11
Good karma, but dirty fingernails.
posted by Ardiril 01 April | 22:31
A black cat crosses my path and I scratch his tummy about 10 times a day. Not sure about the karma but it lowers my blood pressure and makes me calm.
posted by arse_hat 02 April | 00:50
I was told if a black cat crosses your path, you can avert the bad luck by crossing your fingers, and keeping them crossed until you see either a dog, or three horses.

I have not seen convincing scientific evidence for this.
posted by TheophileEscargot 02 April | 01:13
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
posted by dabitch 02 April | 03:35
AutoCAD on too much caffeine. || Your Daily Moment of Zen. Or Something.

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