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27 March 2008

NZ man claims wombat rape made him speak Australian.

post by: essexjan at: 12:41 | 10 comments

I suddenly feel I'm living in the most boring part of the world.

posted by MonkeyButter 27 March | 13:14

I'm just gonna let this one go...

posted by gaspode 27 March | 13:15

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer (prosecutor) said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life.

You couldn't make it up ...

posted by essexjan 27 March | 13:35

Where the Australian wombs at?

posted by danostuporstar 27 March | 13:42

alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life

Obviously.

You'd have to be mighty drunk to be unable to outrun a wombat.

posted by CKmtl 27 March | 16:32

posted by dabitch 27 March | 16:49

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posted by dabitch 27 March | 16:52

That was no rape. What does he expect, strolling through the bush at that time of the night alone? And in those tight, short shorts and boots?

posted by dg 27 March | 17:52

Ummm, no offence intended there, of course. God, I hate living in a PC world sometimes.

posted by dg 27 March | 17:53

Those wombats can be sneaky buggers but not as terrifying as the drop bears.

posted by gomichild 27 March | 19:20

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