Send it my way so it'll blot out all this fucking sunshine.

THE SHOES I ORDERED AS A REWARD FOR A WEIGHT-LOSS MILESTONE ARE SUPER CUTE BUT THEY RUB MY HEEL TERRIBLY. I'M GOING TO TRY AN INSERT TO LIFT MY HEEL HIGHER, HOPEFULLY THAT WILL STOP THE RUBBING. BUT IF I HAVE TO SEND THESE BACK I WILL NOT BE HAPPY!!!

I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO BULLY ME INTO GIVING YOU PRIVATE INFORMATION THAT YOU ERRONEOUSLY THINK IT GOING TO HELP YOUR DEFENCE AGAINST ME IN COURT! YOU THINK ME USING YOUR FUCKING LETTERHEAD WAS FRAUD?

LADY, HAVING SOMEONE WHO IS PASSING THEMSELVES OFF AS SOME OFFICIAL HAND-DELIVER A BOGUS FORM TO ME IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET PERSONAL DOCUMENTS FROM ME, THAT IS FRAUD!

YOU FUCKING SLIMY ASSHOLE!

EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW plus, I have gotten fat. Damn winter, damn losing control of my schedule, damn damn damn.

Eesh, Specklet, that suck. I will be cheering you on in your case against her, she's really terrible.

THE STUPID ILLEGAL WORKERS THAT MY STUPID LANDLORD HIRED PUT FIBERGLASS INSULATION ALL OVER OUR STEREO EQUIPMENT, PILLOWS AND FUTON. THEY ALSO PUT A PISS-STAINED DIRTY CARPET OVER MY FUTON AND A NEW LEMOND BIKE. THERE IS DIRT EVERYWHERE, THEY HAVE RUINED MY TOWELS IN THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM AND I AM SICK TO DEATH OF THIS.

I AM ONE HAIR AWAY FROM CALLING THE CITY AND THE STATE ON THIS GODDAMN PROJECT THAT IS SCREWING ME OVER AND GETTING HER FINED. BUT THEN WE WOULD NOT HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE AND I'M NOT SURE THAT THAT IS AN IMPROVEMENT. grrrrrrrr

AND I AM APPARENTLY TOO EXHAUSTED AND STRESSED OUT TO SPELL "sucks" CORRECTLY!

WHO EVER IS MAKING THINGS SUCK IN MIKO-VILLE NEEDS A SERIOUS ASS KICKING!

I AM MAKING A WEBSITE AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK I AM DOING! SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE A NATURAL LANGUAGE SEARCH ENGINE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO TEACH THEMSELVES HOW TO MAKE INTERNETS AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TERMS FOR THINGS ARE!

THE TECH SUPPORT PROVIDED HERE AND ON THE BLUE HAS BEEN UNESTIMABLY USEFUL! THANK YOU!

Sunny and 70s here today. Should be the same tomorrow.








...just sayin'

Kangaroo, I'm so sorry. My neighbor is flying into Chicago tomorrow and then to Michigan. I feel for her and you.

I DID NOT GET MY CHINESE FOOD LIKE I WANTED. IT'S JUST AS WELL. I DO NOT NEED MORE BLOATING IN MY LIFE.

I WOULD LIKE TO STAY UP LATE, DRINK TEA, AND BROWSE THE INTERNET. NOT TONIGHT. I MUST GO TO BED LIKE A RESPONSIBLE WORKER BEE.

TODAY I WAS SEXUALLY HARASSED AT WORK. NOT BY AN EMPLOYEE, BUT A PATIENT. I'M NOT THAT UPSET ABOUT IT. MAYBE IT WASN'T HARASSMENT. MAYBE IT WAS A VERY DESCRIPTIVE COME-ON.

MY SEVEN YEAR OLD JUST GOT DONE READING THIS BOOK ALOUD TO ME. MY HEART BREAKS THAT HE JUST LEARNED THAT MANY PEOPLE DROWNED IN ICY WATERS. WHY DID I BUY THIS BOOK FOR HIM? POOR TITANIC PEOPLE. OH GOD, WHAT A TRAGEDY.

YAY SPRING, I'VE COMPLETED YET ANOTHER REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN!

Sorry your cute little green things are doomed by new snows...

I SPENT THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY STRIPPING WALLPAPER. KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ALL DAY TOMORROW? THAT'S RIGHT: STRIPPING WALLPAPER. KNOW WHAT I'M DOING MONDAY? YOU GOT IT. ALSO PROBABLY NEXT FUCKING TUESDAY. 4 ROOMS, A CLOSET, AND A DRESSING-TYPE-AREA WORTH. GAH. WHY ME, LORD, WHY?

Okay, I'm getting paid to do it, but that's not the point. Plus, word to the wise: busy floral wallpaper is not improved by adding an even busier floral border, especially since the extra glue creates some sort of super-adhesive that can only be removed by stripping the paper off the drywall in the area of overlap. And contact cement is hell to get off. Also, don't you know bugs can live off that glue? Ugh!

BY WEDNESDAY I SHOULD BE IN JUST THE RIGHT MOOD TO PERSONALLY KICK THE KIESTERS OF THOSE TORMENTING SPECKLET AND MIKO! I'D THROW IN KANGAROO'S WEATHER PERSON AND RHAPSODIE'S SHOES FOR FREE IF I THOUGHT THAT WOULD HELP.

OH, AND SIL'S LANDLORD! AND LORIFLA'S PATIENT! KICK KICK KICK!

*KICKS ELIZARD'S WALLPAPER*

I'VE GOT THE SPRING SHITS!

I MEAN I'VE BEEN SWEARING A LOT LATELY FOR NO GOOD FUCKING REASON. THINGS ARE PRETTY DAMN OKAY, EVEN SHITTING PRETTY.
I'M HAVING A HEAP OF ANGEL HAIR PASTA IN CLAM SAUCE I WHIPPED UP IN HONOR OF THEDONF'S CARBOLOADING.
IT'S SUPPOSE TO SNOW A LOT BUT THE NUMBER OF INCHES ESCALATES WITH EVERY PERSON TELLING ME.

SORRY THINGS SUCK, I'M AFRAID I'VE SUCKED UP THE GOOD ENERGY FOR ONCE. DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE THE PENDULUM WILL SWING BACK ANY DAY NOW.

I GOT BUNNY STUFF FOR BUNNIES.

WHAT
THE
FUCK
SNOW HURRICANE IN FUCKING SPRING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??

Please send all "bad" weather to bmarkey, c/o General Delivery, Seattle, WA, USA.

NO SUNNY DAYS NEED APPLY. With your help, I can stamp out the scourge of summer this year.