This post is all sorts of awesome.

*scritch scritch scritch*

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Scratch a Tubbs, find a Crockett?

Gecko - we can't see Tubbs because you didn't give us a link. So we've resorted to petting Rico Tubbs from Miami Vice. But his chest hair keeps getting in the way of really good rubs.

Look to the left.

(Gomichild's puppy photo, people!)

Great. Now I'm going to feel the urge to scritch that dog every time I come here.

skritch skritch hoosagoodboy ohyesit'syouuuuuuu skritch

Hey guys? There's this weird 2-inch-square patch on the upper left-hand side of my monitor that just doesn't retain dust like the rest of the screen does. Any idea what could be causing it?

That's where the alien's have installed their monitoring equipment.

Oh great, Specklet. You just couldn't keep it to yourself, could you? Now we have to destroy the planet. Again. *sigh*

You are in so much trouble when we get back to the ship, lady.

(Also, now I'm finding myself compulsively scratching her nose, too. Damn you, GeckoDundee!)

Ah...that's Tubbs?? It doesn't look like a Tubbs. It looks like a Sweetums or a Poopsy-Woopsy.

(I've never seen such a clean dog)

Sometimes I like to make Thriller-era Michael Jackson pick his nose, and now you can too!

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Heeee! This is too funny.

This Tubbs is actually named after the character Tubbs Tattsyrup in the League of Gentlemen series, which her Daddies were into at the time they got her.

Brief bio:

Tubbs is a Jack Russell Terrier, but a very petite one. She was born without a long tail.

She was born in Singapore and moved to Tokyo with one of her Daddies last September.

She loves it when Auntie Gomi puppy-sits her because she can then drive Auntie Gomi bananas all day long *and* chew on her hair when she is sleeping.

All kinds of people love to pat her on her walks, although hunched over old people and road workers freak her out.

She *has* to have the last crust off of your piece of toast.

She is very bossy and will bark at you when she is ready for meal and bed times.

She has recently learned how to catch the train so hopefully there will be lots of trips down here to visit Auntie Gomi and the coming Mini-Gomi this summer.