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16 March 2008

Bacon Bra NSFB (Not Safe For Brunch)

post by: wendell at: 20:05 | 17 comments

I dunno. I mean, I see where they're going there, but I think it's the raw bacon that doesn't quite sell me. I can see the obvious problem with cooked bacon, but...still.

posted by richat 16 March | 20:24

For the record, it was far more funny than sexy for me, but I can see it leading to "my wife/girlfriend's so hot, the bacon was cooked in 5 minutes..."

posted by wendell 16 March | 20:35

Ok, that's gross.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 March | 20:42

Well, it's gross because it's raw bacon. I can see it being fun if it was cooked (except that I like my bacon crispy, which might be not only uncomfortable, but difficult to mould properly). Plus, I don't think breast really need any added flavour - some things just can't be improved on.

It did remind me of a comment I saw on MeTa (I think) that "the only thing that more bacon doesn't improve would be being buried alive by an avalanche of bacon", which really tickled my fancy.

posted by dg 16 March | 20:47

I hate bacon sooo much.

posted by gomichild 16 March | 20:52

Just...no.

If you must have bacon-flavored boobs, save the drippings and use it as a massage agent.

Why did the Real Doll just pop up in my head? That's just wrong.

posted by lysdexic 16 March | 20:54

It's not so much the bra that grosses me out as the idea of someone walking into my/any party wearing bacon as a bra. LOOK AT MY BOOBIES, LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM. Did I read this right that it happened at a party? Like, a regular house party with regular people? I was at a party Friday night and I got annoyed by a woman who couldn't stop talking about herself, as though the party were the audience for her one-woman show. But now I see things could be far, far worse.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 March | 20:59

Yeah, I agree TPS, wandering out into a party topless save for some rashers is a tad tasteless.

posted by dg 16 March | 21:18

Needs the straps going round to the back.

posted by rainbaby 16 March | 22:06

Trichinosis tits?

I hate bacon sooo much.

And to think I loved you, once.

posted by middleclasstool 16 March | 22:29

dude. seriously. not only did she walk into a party wearing a bacon bra, but she was wielding RAW BACON. i mean, even if she went into the bathroom and changed, she'd still have RAW BACON RESIDUE all over her. yuck.

posted by brina 16 March | 22:31

I like bacon.

posted by jason's_planet 16 March | 23:18

I think it's cute.

posted by jonmc 16 March | 23:36

This is the sort of stunt that sounds funny and totally awesome when you're drunk, but then later you realize was stupid and you demand that pictures be cropped.

posted by Brandon Blatcher 17 March | 02:03

And to think I loved you, once.

Silly boy - it just means that you get my share of bacon!

posted by gomichild 17 March | 02:23

Bacon: the new pirates.

posted by item 17 March | 07:12

This is the sort of stunt that sounds funny and totally awesome when you're drunk, but then later you realize was stupid and you demand that pictures be cropped.

IAWTC.

At least she shaved her armpits and will be spared the uproar over having had hairy pits and bacon-flavored boobs.

posted by TrishaLynn 17 March | 11:53

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