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09 March 2008

To each his or her own... Someone at my dentist's office told me this one. She was at her gynecologist's, having the kind of examination that happens to the best of us. So the gynecologist is up to his elbows, doing his thing, when he said, conversationally, "So, what do you do?" She said, "I work at the other end — I'm a dental hygienist." He said, "Ewwwww! How can you look in people's mouths all day?"
Wouldn't 'the other end' be a proctologist? I'm just saying.
posted by jonmc 09 March | 19:16
Once my gynecologist complimented my watch while he was doing a pelvic. He also told me I had a nice tan. ???
posted by LoriFLA 09 March | 19:47
That made my day. :)
posted by caddis 09 March | 19:58
Heeee!
posted by gomichild 09 March | 19:59
That is hi-damn-larious. I should bring that up for conversation next time I go for a prostate exam.
posted by middleclasstool 09 March | 23:07
hey, it's jonmc! Hi jon!
posted by small_ruminant 10 March | 00:10
No, jon, where he was, that's just the other side.
posted by stilicho 10 March | 04:03
But's Jon's right, it's a tube with an entrance and an exit. The vagina's pretty much a dead-end!
posted by Wilder 10 March | 06:19
I think it's more a cul-de-sac.
posted by danf 10 March | 10:21
Um, isn't anyone concerned with the fact this person's gyno had to get "up to the elbow?" in this scenario?

Hey, I'm no Trinidadian Med School graduate, but last time I checked, that's not the right way of doing this procedure.

I won't even ponder over why he had to use both elbows.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 10 March | 13:42
I assumed Orange Swan was speaking to a cow.
posted by dg 10 March | 15:56
Oh great, the LOLers have LOL'd one of my Flickr pics! || Dick pants

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