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07 March 2008

Awesomest name ever If this man knows who his parents are, he should give them a medal.
You mean her parents? That woman? Candida?

It'd totally be funnier if it was a dude, though.

Hi goob.
posted by mudpuppie 07 March | 02:31
Oh shit. You were referring to King Money Tarzan. Sorry. Couldn't get past Candida.

Okay, so to recap, King Money Tarzan married a yeast infection. Classy.
posted by mudpuppie 07 March | 02:32
AND THEN SHE RAN OVER HIM WITH HER CAR!!!!

Okay. I'm done here.
posted by mudpuppie 07 March | 02:38
Heh, I got stuck on the woman's name, too.
posted by moonshine 07 March | 02:41
It would have been so much cooler if she had ditched the car. "Candida's Adidas Stomp Tarzan!"
posted by arse_hat 07 March | 02:43
That totally beats "President Muscles Irwin" which is what I want to name my son (although the little woman has not yet approved this).

When I was working at [company that does outsourced HR for larger companies] we kept a spreadsheet of awesome names we'd encountered. My fave was "Charity DeLaughter" which I imagine as the opposite number to 101 Dalmatians' "Cruella DeVille."
posted by jtron 07 March | 03:30
The British military is headed by one Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup.
posted by cillit bang 07 March | 04:55
There's even an earworm love song dedicated to Candida.

posted by essexjan 07 March | 05:10
You know you've been playing Dwarf Fortress too much when you read about a man called King Money Tarzan and the first thing that comes to your mind is, "this name is even crazier than my fortress'!"
posted by Daniel Charms 07 March | 05:23
He's no Romanceo Sir Tasty Maxibillion.
posted by Smart Dalek 07 March | 06:07
Heh, I didn't even blink at "Candida" because the mom of a friend of mine had that name. "King Money Tarzan" on the other hand really IS the awesomest name ever.
posted by BoringPostcards 07 March | 07:56
I love this name. My brother keeps a list of great names and he's got a couple hundred. Neptune Bee used to work for my parents as a landscaper, and I thought that was the finest name ever until today.
posted by Kangaroo 07 March | 08:50
This thread made my morning.
posted by chewatadistance 07 March | 08:57
My mother-in-law wanted to name my wife "Penelope Candace" so they could call her Penny Candy. My father-in-law countered by wanting to name her after an ex-girlfriend. In the end, the settled on an innocuous name that didn't offend anyone.... except that her initials were B.J. When we got married, she changed her middle name to her maiden name and dropped the J.
posted by Doohickie 07 March | 11:28
My favorite name I've encountered is Carol Christmas. I always used to crack up when I saw her on my lists.
posted by bassjump 07 March | 11:39
Heh, Doohickie. My initials are B.J. My mother probably still doesn't get it.
posted by gaspode 07 March | 11:46
bassjump- I used to know someone named Kent Clark. That was kind of weird too. Especially when one of his underlings came to work on Halloween dressed as Superman. Very, very strange situation.
posted by Doohickie 07 March | 12:01
Ha! The NameVoyager shows that in the US "Candida" peaked as a name in the late 70s/early 80s with about 30 girls per million babies being named thusly. It fell to zero by 1990. I wonder if there was a celebrity around the mid-to-late 70s named Candida?

I always thought it was a pretty unfortunate choice of name for Candida Royalle the pornographer (I mean, it's gotta be a pseudonym). It draws a rather unpleasant connection between vagina fun and vagina infection, to my mind.
posted by loiseau 07 March | 20:43
Reassure me, O MeChites, || This makes me want to laugh/makes me want to cry

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