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05 March 2008

When others do it for you Note to boss:
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Don’t tell someone print something out for you when the printer is in your office. While you go outside to smoke.

IF

You leave your computer screen on and you’re looking at pr0n at work.
!!!!
posted by CitrusFreak12 05 March | 12:08
o_O

... it occured to me that this would make an excellent toothpastefordinner comic.

or perhaps xkcd...
posted by lonefrontranger 05 March | 12:38
It would make a good plotpoint for one of those 70's pr0n features.
posted by danf 05 March | 13:34
It would make a good data point in a sexual harassment suit.
posted by jtron 05 March | 13:57
Must not be a very large company. Pull that here, and you'd have a cardboard box on your desk by the time you got back from smoking.

Totally got some leverage for that next employee review/merit increase, eh?
posted by middleclasstool 05 March | 14:28
Reminds me of one time when I was working at a real estate company-I went to what was supposed to be a vendor site and turns out it was porn. All the other office ladies got a kick out of it as well as being appropriately horrified as well.

(I miss those days-fantastic group of women to work with. They were awesome. )
posted by bunnyfire 05 March | 15:35
Heh, it's just my boss and me here.... And, it will not be leverage-able...

I really think it's hilarious - I bet he was embarrassed.

Snicker, snicker...I do have to find some way not to giggle at him.
posted by mightshould 05 March | 17:21
Next time you have to have him get out of his chair, you could say, "as soon as your stiffy goes away. . . ."
posted by danf 05 March | 17:25
Um, am I the only one wondering what kind of porn was it? Hormones, what can I say... not that you have to go into any details or anything:)
posted by hadjiboy 06 March | 02:09
You should leave a sock on the floor by his office chair.
posted by middleclasstool 06 March | 10:24
You could start calling him Sergeant Landsman.
posted by concrete 07 March | 18:13
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