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So a man from Peoria was in Arkansas. He stopped into the the local bar and ordered a merlot. The locals noticed and asked him suspiciously, "You're not from around here are ya?"
He acknowledged that he was, in fact, from Illinios. They questioned him further, eventually asking what he did. He replied, "I'm a taxidermist."
"A taxi...what?"
"A taxidermist."
"What's that?"
"Well, you see, I mount dead animals."
With a great sigh of relief, they all nodded knowingly at the new guy... and one of the regulars said, "It's okay boys! He's one of us!"